Itching to write but someone's turned an off-switch in my brain. By the way, why is it called "itching"? I thought itching on your palms were supposed to be lucky. My grandma told me that if the palm of your right hand is itchy, then it foretells that money is coming to you. But you shouldn't scratch it as that stops the money from coming. If it’s your left palm that is itchy, then scratch away, as that means that you'll soon be paying out money.
So does that mean that if my nose itches and I scratch it, someone around me will fart?
Or maybe I will.
Better not try.
If your lips itch, press them together and make a wish. It shall come true.
I say if your lips itch, find a girl and kiss her.
An itchy foot means you shall travel. Or call pest control.
An itchy ear means someone's talking about you. So do hiccups. To stop hiccups, drink lots of water. So to stop an itchy ear, pour water down it.
Too many itches spoil the scratch. By the time you figure out what the itch means and whether you should or should not scratch it, it'd have gone anyway. Or you'd have gone mad trying to resist. Either way... :P
Italians say keep a wishbone and dry it in the sun. Touch it whenever you want to make a wish.
Here, a dry piece of chicken? Out in the open? Crow haven!
By the way, Wishbone was also the name of a storytelling dog on a TV show named after it that I used to watch when I was little. Now, where's the link....
Ah..here it is:
World Wide Wishbone
Cutest dog in the world I tell you.
Relationships affect a guy's IQ in absolute inverse proportion to the number of months that they've been going out...It's a smooth transition:
Gentleman - 12 months
Watchman - 18 months
Doberman - 24 months
(readers are advised to keep their perverted brains under strict supervision. The visual representation above may be misinterpreted. Let no one tell you otherwise)
All I hear in my head at that point of time is:
GROPE GROPE GROPE GROPE.....
(Being a radiohead has a few downfalls. You always have a voice in your head speaking to you. Or singing.)
There have been some MASSIVE upgrades since the last time I downloaded it :P
My friend taught me to dance last week. I have two left feet. So what happens?