Monday, September 14, 2009

Random thoughts


Itching to write but someone's turned an off-switch in my brain. By the way, why is it called "itching"? I thought itching on your palms were supposed to be lucky. My grandma told me that if the palm of your right hand is itchy, then it foretells that money is coming to you. But you shouldn't scratch it as that stops the money from coming. If it’s your left palm that is itchy, then scratch away, as that means that you'll soon be paying out money.
So does that mean that if my nose itches and I scratch it, someone around me will fart?
Or maybe I will.
Better not try.



If your lips itch, press them together and make a wish. It shall come true.
I say if your lips itch, find a girl and kiss her.

An itchy foot means you shall travel. Or call pest control.

An itchy ear means someone's talking about you. So do hiccups. To stop hiccups, drink lots of water. So to stop an itchy ear, pour water down it.

Too many itches spoil the scratch. By the time you figure out what the itch means and whether you should or should not scratch it, it'd have gone anyway. Or you'd have gone mad trying to resist. Either way... :P

Italians say keep a wishbone and dry it in the sun. Touch it whenever you want to make a wish.
Here, a dry piece of chicken? Out in the open? Crow haven!

By the way, Wishbone was also the name of a storytelling dog on a TV show named after it that I used to watch when I was little. Now, where's the link....

Ah..here it is:
World Wide Wishbone
Cutest dog in the world I tell you.

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Relationships affect a guy's IQ in absolute inverse proportion to the number of months that they've been going out...It's a smooth transition:

Superman - 6 months
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Gentleman - 12 months
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Watchman - 18 months
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Doberman - 24 months

(readers are advised to keep their perverted brains under strict supervision. The visual representation above may be misinterpreted. Let no one tell you otherwise)


Then talks of marriage creep in and the whole process starts over again with the Doberman stage donning the appearance of Superman with the introduction of another factor that widens the scope of scrutiny, namely, the IN-LAWS!! *insert favourite music of dread and suspense*

Couples! They stick to each other like a fevicol ad. PDAs are a bit uncool now...keep it private...each time I pass Marine Drive I see couples battling it out under the hot sun with a minuscule umbrella to shade them. And by battling it out I don't even mean the sun.
All I hear in my head at that point of time is:
GROPE GROPE GROPE GROPE.....
(Being a radiohead has a few downfalls. You always have a voice in your head speaking to you. Or singing.)


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My browser Firefox Rocks! It supports so many enhancements.



There have been some MASSIVE upgrades since the last time I downloaded it :P

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My friend taught me to dance last week. I have two left feet. So what happens?






35 comments:

Akansha Agrawal said...

Looks like nobody's vella enough to leave comments on a vella post! :P
But I look like one(in midst of xams!)

Best line of the entire post... Too many itches spoil the scratch pure LOL... :))

Ahem at the pic... ;) :P

The video is complete 'ouch'...

Insignia said...

Fully fully fundooos...:-) Loved your itch theories.

And the pic :-P If I say 'drooool' I might be mistook for a lesb. So no drool...:-P

Complete entertainer

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

loved the itch theories...u seems to have put a lot of brain...or may be none..
either ways...the output is nice:) me likes!

Umesh Agarwal said...

awesome post..even better pic(n d comment on it! ;)..n d video was d best :)

Kishore said...

Good man, the randomness:) Have I inspired you in any way;)

divsi said...

heyy bhagwann!!! yeh random thots:p:p

lol...too many itches spoil the scratch..hehe:)m up for the story shaun!!! u temme wen the itchin intensifies..lol

Shaunak said...

@ Akansha
Join the club...we're all vella here.

Shaunak said...

@ Insignia

lesbians are fun! And as per what my lesb friend says, All girls are lesb till they find the right guy :P
If you're single, you're definitely lesb :P

Shaunak said...

@ Richa

LOL! Thanks :)
No brains for sure. I wrote it half asleep and listening to Enya :P

Shaunak said...

@ Umesh

Even better is that they plan to make Firefox bigger, better and more accessible :P

Shaunak said...

@ Kish

Randomness has a certain contagious effect. Yours is definitely one to spread. I may just have caught it there :D

Shaunak said...

@ Divsi

Random thoughts are the story of my life.
As for our story, I'm ready when you are!

Esther said...

Lol @ the itch theories!
Now I know why my right palm itches... :P
Oo I'm gonna get money.. and gonna shop! :D
Hehe And that kitten picture was hilarious!

Insignia said...

Oh dear!!

Thats a pretty interesting conclusion or if a fact... Shaunak. By the way, I aint single. :-P

kish said...

Ah, thought so! It's fun, ain't it? writing shit.:P

Shaunak said...

@ Esther

Get money and shop? Maybe both your palms itch!

Not kitten, it's Firefox! RAWR! :P

Shaunak said...

@ Insignia

How sad. I thought a third person opinion of the lesbian theory would have been helpful here. :D

Shaunak said...

@ Kish

writing shit is THE shit!

Insignia said...

Awww, thats sad, guess you need to wait for some more time to find the right third person
:-) Happy waiting!

N J said...

heh :) neat theories...i should be back to check them all out :) Cheers!

Shaunak said...

@ N J

Thanks buddy and welcome to my thoughts! See you around!

Cheers! :)

Amrita~Ams said...

hehe...random random itch :P
u vella kya???

IcE MaiDeN said...

Hey coming here from Mads blog... lolz lolz lolz!!!!! love d itch theory!!! :P :D

lolz @ 'too many itches spoil the scratch' :P hehehe!

Ahem at firefox kitty :D

Nice place u got here, will b visiting it sometime soon!

Cheers,
Annie. :)

IcE MaiDeN said...

oh n btw, if u think Marine Drive is bad enuf, check out Bandstand sometime... lolz :P :D

Mads said...

now i know im justified on granting u the tag of being one of my top 5 favourite bloggers :)
what a post man.
hila diya.
p.s sorry no time to comment longer than this :(
pps one of ur bestest dirtiest posts yaar :D

Mads said...

that link mei that dog is not cute waise :|

ScarletTd1ar1es said...

lolz. dobberman. :P
marriage===> payingman. :P

Uncommon Sense said...

and one becomes an hanuman after having the kids

Abhinav said...

Itchy post.. made me itch my head 3 times!!

hehe.. how random people can be!

Shaunak said...

@ Amrita

TOtally vella :P

Shaunak said...

@ Ice Maiden

Bandstand was my favorite hangout at one point :P Then my place got encroached upon by gropers :P

Welcome to my blaag! See you around! :)

Shaunak said...

@ Mads

Aww..thanks so much! :-h
Apna signature smiley.

Dirty posts are my speciality. But I still keep them within wraps for Google purposes :P

Shaunak said...

@ Scarletdiaries

After you go broke ===> hangman

Shaunak said...

@ Uncommon Sense

And once they grow up, you have to deal with mini-hanumans

Shaunak said...

@ Abhinav

Try Parachute Aftershower Anti Dandruff hair-oil. Rakhe aapko tension-free!

Okay, ads get to me. hehe