Classroom Shayaris!

Been a long time! MICA's a blast and there's a lot to do. But in the midst of it all, classroom capers are commonplace. So, presenting a few of what I like to call Classroom Shayaris, courtesy yours truly being bored to death from four hours of sleep and a droning professor:


Tere pyaar ne kar diya pagal,
Tere pyaar ne kar diya pagal,
Shareholder's equity is called share capital!
Wah wah wah!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dum maaro dum, mit jaaye gum,
Dum maaro dum, mit jaaye gum,
A share's issue price can be at a premium!

(I think this deserves an applause :P )

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dikhne mein toh tu lagti hai badi sweet,
Dikhne mein toh tu lagti hai badi sweet,
Liabilities and assets come in Balance Sheet!

(sadly jis ladki ko yeh shayari maari, she ran away disgusted. I haven't been able to figure out why :| )

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Kabhi khushi kabhi gum,
Tara pum pum pum,
Chai mein cheeni kum,
Piyo whiskey, piyo rum!
Waaah! waaah!

(this one actually received temporary appreciation)

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tum mile, dil khile,
tum mile, dil khile,
I'm dying for some steak,
And loads of fish fillet!

(No breakfast, what to do :(

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Main shayar toh nahi,
Magar aye hasin,
Tu likh rahi hai secret mein,
maine share kiya toh sahi!

(after she told me she's blogging at her desk too :D )

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

And of course....

Aye Shibani!
Pee le thodi paani,
Yeh lecture chalta raha toh
Khatam meri kahaani!

(We both agreed to that!)

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'll be back with more after a few more lectures! Till then you guys can plan on ways to kill me.
Until next time!
Ciao!

12 comments:

Anu said...

suppppeerrrrbbb!!!! :D

Neha Purohit said...

Brilliant! So now you know what a heady mixture does studies and boredom make! :-D
Keep it up :-)

Insignia said...

Hahahaha. Funny ones. You seem to be applying what you are learning!

thats a good sign

Anonymous said...

人類的聰明,並非以經驗為依歸,而是以接受經驗的行程為依歸。..................................................

Anonymous said...

Wowie .. now thats called fun way of studying :P I loved the 1st one ...quite hillaious and an unique shayari ! ;) Waiting in for more shayaris :D

Anonymous said...

Very funny! - G

Vencora said...

awesome. i'm sure we're all looking forward to more. ^_^

Mads said...

hahahaha..cute ones :) :)

Life 24*7 said...

Good ones ! Liked all of them ! :-D

- Sugar Cube - said...

Lol..awesome :D

Kate Barin said...


I turn to a vampire any time i want to. i become a vampire because of how people treat me, this world is a wicked world and not fair to any body. at the snack of my finger things are made happened. am now a powerful man and no one step on me without an apology goes free. i turn to human being also at any time i want to. and am one of the most dreaded man in my country. i become a vampire through the help of my friend who introduce me into a vampire kingdom by given me their email. if you want to become a powerful vampire kindly contact the vampire kingdom on their email worldofvampir@hotmail.com

Help Adya said...

Hey your blog is very nice, such useful information you are sharing. I really like your blog the information is very accurate and if you want to know more about free ad posting service,www.helpadya.com there is another website with best information.